drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back.
i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and their parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow